Major Denial lyrics

You've got style
You've got class
You got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass
I made him angry
I made him annoyed
When I sent you dirty pictures from my Polaroid
Sorry about the tracks on your lawn
For digging up the tree and abusing the horn
I didn't see him coming, he was moving too fast
Here's a hundred dollars for the body cast
[chorus]
We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom would take us
Put it all on black
And let it burn
I went into the club downtown
We danced together till you turned around
And saw me in my Travolta pose
Then you kicked me in the nuts and you broke my nose
[chorus]
Cause it's so hard being me
Victim of your no good hipocracy
And I know one day you will see
That you're so damn lucky to be
With a guy like me
Can I say I'm feeling lonely
So do you think you could hang around and get to know me
Tell me things you'd like to show me
Tie me up like I'm a pony
Ride me to the moon
You can spank me till I'm black and blue and bleeding
[chorus]
Cause it's so hard being me
Victim of your no good hipocracy
And I know one day you will see
That you're so dman lucky to be
With a guy like me