Angry inch lyrics

My sex change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I've got is a barbie-doll crotch
I gotta angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get up not to sever my guys
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track
I tried to get up but I can't get no slack
I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!
My mother made my tits outta clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away!
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I gotta an angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

Yeah, long story short
When I woke up from the operation,
I was bleeding down there
I was Bleeding from the gash between my legs
It was my first day as a woman, already that time of the month!
Two days later the hole closed up, ya know
The wound healed and I was left
with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
It was a one inch mound of flesh
with a scar running down it
like a sideways grin and sort of my last phase
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track
I tried to get up but I can't get no slack
I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got my inch
I'm set to attack!
I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!